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Articles: Humour | S.M.S.
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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SMS Humor #1
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole 'HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?'.
SMS Humor #2
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel
'aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta'
SMS Humor #3
Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?
SMS Humor #4
Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man,
but she didn't tell her son because....
'saas bhi kabhi bahu thi'
SMS Humor #5
sunsaan sadak ke paas ke sukhe hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni ke murjhaye hue patte par baithe hue bhoot ke pair(leg) se nikalte hue khoon ke bimar bacteria, how r u?
SMS Humor #6
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
SMS Humor #7
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aisi sajaa mile,
tujhe aayi ho badi jor se susu,
aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile.
SMS Humor #8
Woh chum le ek bar, to aati nahi neend,
unki meethi awaaz mein hee, raat jaati hai beet,
isliye kehta hoon yaaro, kachhua jalao machchar bhagao.
SMS Message #9
Good looks catch the eyes,
but good Personality catches the heart. Y
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
SMS Message #10
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp.....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER.
SMS Message #11
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
SMS Message #12
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
SMS Message #13
Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision !
SMS Message #14
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
SMS Message #15
Maine poochha chand se
'dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin',
Chand ne kaha
'Abey, itni upar se dikhta hai kya'.
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