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Articles: Humour | A Call For Ganguly
- Mr. Pavan Kumar Talluri
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This is the precise summary of the third test match, as expressed in DH - Editorial :
India’s defeat
Sir, The Indian cricket team losing the third Test match to Pakistan in Bangalore on Monday brings to mind an old Arab proverb:
“An army of lions led by a sheep can be vanquished by an army of sheep led by a lion!’
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According to unconfirmed news reports, all the teams involved in the ICC playing against Australia, are asking Australia to sign a contract, whose details are listed below
CONTRACT –
1. If Ricky Ponting scores a half century in a match, then Gilchrist’s innings should be declared and vice-versa.
2. The fast bowlers in Australia will be divided in two groups – Group 1: McGrath and Gillespie, Group 2: Kasprowicz and Brett Lee. Only 1 bowler can be chosen from each group. If third fast bowler is required, use Nathan Bracken.
3. If any Australian batsman gets hit on the pad, he will be declared out LBW.
4. The opening partnership should not exceed 50 runs. If it does, the following runs wont count till a batsman is out.
5. Micheal Clarke will be allowed to either bowl or bat in a match.
6. If the scoring rate goes above 6 per over, 1 bounce catch will be considered out.
7. Any batsman scoring 50 runs, will have to change his batting style. Eg. If Martyn scores 50, he will have to bat left-handed thereafter.
8. Shane Warne will not be allowed to bowl outside the Leg stump.
9. Only three fielders will be allowed behind square.
10. Only 1 slip fielder will be allowed.
11. Only 9 fielders will be allowed on the field at a time.
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