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Articles: Humour | Some Safety tips for alcohol users...
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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1.
Symptom: Cold & humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (and you
are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Manoeuvre glass until open end is facing
upward.
2.
Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor facing upwards.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the
floor.
3.
Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favourite beverage.
4.
Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking
you.
5.
Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass against your
ear.
Cure: Slowly lift the glass and place it on the table.
6.
Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone
is
dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
7.
Symptom: Your family is giving you seriously funny
looks.
Cause: You're in the wrong house with the wrong
family.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
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