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Articles: Humour | Sata Banta Back ;-)
- Mr. Ram Tangirala
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We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for
the hot seat in kaun banega crorepathi.....
AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity
here with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah.
Chak denge phatte aaj.Tusi start karo ji.
AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs.
Which state has the largest sikh population ? and your
options are
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab
Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this
question
AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can
take your time
Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai
aapne. I wud like to use my lifeline.
AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like
to use.
Santa : Audience poll
AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting
pads, and your time starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the
board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%
AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I
can share your disgust here. Par kya karen janta to
janardhan hoti hai. So you would like to go with which
option.
Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya
sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second
lifeline - 50 50.
AB : Very good 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. Man me
shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni chahiye,
mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon.
(Getting closer to Santa and whispers in his ears) Isi
ke to paise milte hain mujhe.
(Aloud) OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein
chodoonga nahi aaj isko. Wahe guru de kasam mereko
third life line bhi chahiye.
AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, YOu
have broken a record of using all the lifelines in the
very first question. This is great
. OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.
Santa : My one and only one mera langotiya yaar.,
Banta Singh.
AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono ikkathe
he kam karte hai.
Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th mein
fail ho rahe hain. Badi pakki yaari hai ji hamari,
wahe guru de kasam.
Phone rings. Banta picks it ' Hulloooooo, kon hai oye
adi raati, ???'
AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha
hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota
to uski to mein ?$^$%$?$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he sar ji.
AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show
hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar
hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath
aur.................
Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe
atak gaya hoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.
AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,.............. chaliye
mein aapko special case ke tarah treat karte hue 1
minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.
Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??
Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga
gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya
si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Sale chakki
se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.
AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha
hai.
Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai
..................... (he tells him the quetion).
Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota
raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai
tu Punjab ke naam pe . Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.
Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).
AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai ,
ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam
1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai
par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.
And this was the last episode of KBC.
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