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Articles: Humour | Best one liners Version 2.0
- Mr. Ram Tangirala
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-I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
- Earn cash in your spare time---blackmail friends.
- If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
- Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past 'perfect' and the present 'tense'.
- I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
- I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
- If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?.
- What does retired mean? Tired yesterday, tired again today
- Diplomat tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
- Never try to drown your troubles... especially if she can swim.
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
- Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
- My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.
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