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Articles: Humour | All About Microsoft - Windows
- Mr. Visweswar Zesty
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'Q: How many Ms programmers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: 2,304. One to write WinCheckLightBulbStatus, one to write WinGripLightBulb...'
'Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None, he just defines Darkness™ as the new industry standard...'
Customer: 'I'm running Windows '98'
Tech: 'Yes.'
Customer: 'My computer isn't working now.'
Tech: 'Yes, you said that.'
'A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.'
'Windows: Just another pain in the glass.'
'Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.'
'Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.'
'Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.'
'When the grammar checker identifies an error, it suggests a correction and can even makes some changes for you.' — Microsoft Word for Windows 2.0 User's Guide.
'Apparently, Windows 98 is going to be renamed 'Diana, Princess of Windows'. It's overrated, overpriced, consumes loads of resources and crashes spectacularly...'
'What does the Start button do — isn't the computer already running ?' — A Win95 user.
'Why should I press the Start button to turn the computer off ?' — A Win98 user.
Some more Funny Complaints:
'Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now ? [OK]'
'I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.'
'DOS never says 'EXCELLENT command or filename'.'
'It prompts me to press any key . Where is 'Any' '
- I collected these from Techcom
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