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Articles: Humour | NASA Experiment
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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NASA Experiment
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead that were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.
First they called the brunette in and asked her a question. 'If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?
After pondering the question she answered, 'I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet.'
They said, 'Well okay, thank you.' And told her that they would get back to her.
Next the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question.
In reply she said, 'I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings.'
They also said, 'thank you', and that they would get back to her.
Next the blonde entered the room and they asked her the same question that they asked the brunette and the redhead.
'What planet would you like to go to?'
She thought for a while and replied, 'I would like to go to the sun.'
The people from NASA replied, 'Why? don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?'
The blonde smirked and put her hands on her cheeks. 'Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night.'
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Painting Blonde
This blonde was sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So she made up her mind that she would show her husband that blondes really are smart. One day, while he was at work, she purchased a can of paint and decided to repaint the living room.
Her husband arrived home at 5:30 and smelled the distinctive odor of paint. He walked into the living room and found his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He observed that she was wearing a ski jacket as well as a fur coat.
He went over to her and asked if she was OK. She acknowledged that she was.
He then asked what she was doing. She replied that she had set out to prove to him that not all blondes are dumb and, to do so, she had elected to paint the living room.
He then asked why she was wearing both a ski jacket and a fur coat.
Her response was that she had read the directions on the paint can and they said,
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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The $50 Bet
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!'
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend'. The blonde said 'No. A bet's a bet'.
So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money'.
The blonde replied 'well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!
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