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Articles: Humour | its again...............
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:- Birla cement
Sardar1:- Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says 'Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon'.
The other sardar replies 'Kamaal Hai, Ithe Vi Main hi Bol Raha Hoon!'
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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said 'Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight'
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said,
'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, ' Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258.'
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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Sardar says, 'I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, 'No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks. '
The Sardar said, 'Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it. Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, 'Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then
I want my five rupees back!'
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