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Articles: Humour | What's better- prison or your job?
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
So would you like to go to your work again?
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