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Articles: Humour | Few more SMS for you
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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*The story of 4 monkeys:
1. Closes its mouth
2. Closes its eyes
3. Closes its ears
The fourth? It has a thumb on its mobile
*Putting u thru a blood test...
testing...
test in progress...
testing over!
RESULT: Sorry... U have no blood. U r made of only honey. Thats Y U r so sweet!
* I have something for you!
Close Your eyes!
1..2..3..4..
Very bad! You didn%t close your eyes. So nothing For you!
* Have you done two most important things in the morning?
1. PRAY: So that you may live!
2. TAKE BATH: So that others may live!
GOODMORNING!!
* Red, Pink, Blue, Green, Purple, Orange... Choose any color and close your eyes. Now feel the color on your body...
This is Holi in SMS style!
* My heart disk is corrupted because of love bugs. Would you like to be an Antivirus Valentine in my life?
* A smile is a gently curved line, that sets lot of things straight. Keep smiling!
* Calculate: the date you are born x4 +13 x25 -200 + month you are born x2 -40 x50 + last two digits of the year you are born -10500.
Notice anything?
Happy Birthday!
* If I ever need a brain transplantation, I%ll take yours... and why not? I%d like a brand new never used one!!
* Early to bed and early to rise makes your girl friend go with other guys!!
Goodmorning...
When God was giving out Noses, you heard it as Roses. And said %Give me a big red one!%
* n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w !
n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w !
n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w !
n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w !
Got confused?
Reverse the mobile and watch dear!
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