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Articles: Humour | How to fix a computer @ $1,000 - Prof. 00782 Maverick
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A mainframe computer on which everyone in the office depended suddenly went down. They tried everything but it still wouldn't work.
Finally they decided to call in a high-powered computer consultant. He arrived, looked at the computer, took out a small hammer and tapped it on the side. Instantly the computer leapt into life.
Two days later the office manager received a bill from the consultant for $1000. Immediately he called the consultant and said, 'One thousand dollars for fixing that computer? You were only here five minutes! I want the bill itemized!'
The next day the new bill arrived.
It read, 'Tapping computer with hammer: $1. Knowing where to tap: $999.'
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