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Articles: Humour | Wives are wives . . !
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Her's is in Florida and mine is in N.Y.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster,and electric bread maker. Then she said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair.
My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, 'In the lake.'
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late for the garbage?' The driver said, 'No, jump in!'
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