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Articles: Humour | Funny Quotes
- Mr. Ram Tangirala
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January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
my feelings for you have never changed..
you are.. always..
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
When you feel lonely and alone, and when you cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me. I'll take you to an eye specialist!
Qes : If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : The days after marriage.
During marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the
horse?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool..
I wrote ur name on the sands..
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart..
Oops! I got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire, continues with smoke and ends in ashes.
But dont worry - we are chain smokers.
Ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
When I call u..
1 ring means I'm thinking of u.
2 rings means I like u.
3 means I miss u.
4 means ... pick the phone idiot!
The human brain is most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hrs 365 days. It functions right from the time u r born..until you fall in love!
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!
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