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Articles: Humour | Sardarji's Adventures
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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| Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him 'Today's dinner should be light'.
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One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
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Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa.
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Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote 'RAIN, NO MATCH!'
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Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar:- Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it.
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Sardar proposed a girl.
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Sardar said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year'.
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Why can't sardars dial nine-eleven (911) at emergency?
Becoz, they can't find the eleven on the phone.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll you divide, you've 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply next year.
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Sardar's wish: When I die, I wanna to die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking
thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied, 'Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM'.
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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?
'It'z doubly interesting', said the Sardar. 'to start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.
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Sonia Gandhi proposes her love to sardar Manmohan Singh, but sardar simply rejects it saying 'In our family we marry only relatives, my mom married my dad, my uncle my aunt, my
brother my bhabi, and so on.....'
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Two sardars go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.
The first sardar turns to the second and says, 'You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer.'
'No way,' says the second. 'By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food.'
'I promise I won't,' says the sardar. 'Just hurry!'
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second sardar.
Exasperated and starving, the first sardar digs into the sandwiches.
Suddenly, the second sardar pops out from behind a rock and yells, 'THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not going!'
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