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Articles: Humour | Saying the right thing while drunk
- Sanvi Sarma
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Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water
on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and ironed.
Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the
house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table. 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I
left early to go shopping. Love You!'
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating. Martin asks, 'Son, what
happened last night?'
His son says, 'Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk
and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.'
Confused, Martin asks, 'So, why is everything in order!
and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for me? I should expect a big quarrel with your mom!'
His son replies, 'Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n
shoes off, you said, 'Lady leave me alone! I'm married!'
Moral
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk- PRICELESS
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