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Articles: Humour | Small jokes !
- Mr. Mallikharjuna Rao Repudi
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(1)Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
(2)Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
(3) Teacher: Desmond, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
(4) A boy come home from school with his exam results.
'What did you get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy. 'What do you
mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C'(sea) level'
(5) Teacher: 'Where were you born?'
Student: 'Singapore, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
(6) A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference
between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up. 'Ok, answer, Joan,' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when you do something the law doesn't allow
and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
(7) Teacher : 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow : 'No comb, Sir'.
Teacher : 'Use your dad's then'.
Ah Kow : 'No hair, Sir'.
(8)Dad : 'Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say
sorry to her'.
Son : (goes over to the aunt) 'Aunt, I am sorry you
are stupid.
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