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Articles: Humour | Misunderstood words
- Subtle style
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1.A daughter sends a telegram to her Mother on her
clearing B.Ed exams, which the mother receives as
'Mother, your daughter has been successful in BED'.
2.A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife 'I wish you were
here'.The message received by wife, 'I wish you were her'.
3.A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation
counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.
Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the
queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent
a telegram to her husband which reached as 'Shall be
coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth
to an old lady'.
4. A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday
cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to
put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says
let's put, 'you are not getting older, you are getting
better'. The salesman asks 'how do you want me to put
it?' The man says, Well put 'You are not getting
older', at the top and You are getting better' at the
bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was
opened the entire party watched the message
decorated on the cake...
'You are not getting older at the top. You are
getting better at the bottom'
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