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Articles: Humour | Mast mast jokes
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
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Do Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : 'Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!' Dusra dost : 'Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U Continue to do so.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife :Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Sardarto his friend 'I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for
Office, what about you?'
Friend : Me too, after you leave.
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Papa :beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....???
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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Wife :Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Man :How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher :Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhiin two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
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Man before Marriage I like Airtel....'Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan'
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... ' Where ever U Go Our Network
Follows.'
Regards,
Badri..
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