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Love some one??? Go through this.....
- Ms. Aruna S

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If you love something, set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours.... ' I am sure that you would have heard this quote from 'Indecent Proposal' several times before, now's your chance to see some pretty funny variations! There's something for everyone here so find the one that applies to you and follow it till your grave! The Pessimistic Version: If you love somebody, set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. The Optimistic Version: If you love somebody, set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. The Suspicious Version: If you love somebody, set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. The Detective's Version: If you love somebody, set her free ... Then get someone to follow her. The Impatient Version: If you love somebody, set her free ... If she doesn't come back within some time limit, forget her. C++ Programmer's Version: If(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free( ) if(m_she == NULL) m_she= new CShe; Schwarzenegger's fans Version: If you love someone, set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK! The Patient Version: If you love somebody, set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... The Playful Version: If you love somebody, set her free ... * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * The Lawyer's Version: If you love somebody, set her free... Because 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... The Bill Gates Version: If you love somebody, set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. The Statistician's Version: If you love somebody, set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway. The Somnambulist's Version: If you love someone, set her free If she comes back it's a nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. The Possessive Version: If you love somebody don't ever set her free. The MBA Version: If you love somebody set her free...instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously. The Psychologist's Version: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme (If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.) The Finance Expert's Version: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. The Marketing Version: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets The Zoologist's Version: If you love someone tag her a radio transmitter and set her free You can trace her whenever you want !

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