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Articles: Humour | Jokes on Sardars
- Mr. someshwar giddigam
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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the iddle, why?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit, I read the whole book, too many characters, no story at all?
Librarian: So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory.
2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalators.
Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
Banta: Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai?
Santa: Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe!!!
Sardarji, tell me, what is the meaning of SMS?
Sardar angrily said, I know - it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
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