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Articles: Humour | Bush and the Pig
- Mr. Visweswar Zesty
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One day Bush and his driver were gliding along a country road on a leisure day, when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The pig was killed. Bush told him nothing to worry and carry on, but Driver hesitated and requested Bush, just give him 5 mins., to convey his apologies to the Farmer.
Then the President told his driver to explain go up to the farmhouse and explain he is the Driver of the US President and later what happened actually.
About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
'What happened?' asked the President furily.
'All Well,' the driver replied 'the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me and they gave me most respect ever I have had.'
'My God, what did you tell them?' asked the President.
The driver replied, 'I'm Bush's driver, and I killed the pig unfortunately.'
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