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Articles: Humour | Valentine's Card
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Valentine's Card I
Last year my wife said all she wanted for Valentine's Day was 'the card.' I picked out a real expensive one and thought the matter closed.
She got mad with me anyway.
Turns out the card she wanted was her own Visa Platinum.
How in the hell am I supposed to know what it's called!
Valentine's Card II
One of my neighbors sure learned a lesson last year on Valentine's Day. He gave this card to his wife extolling her virtues, beauty,and charm; said how lucky he was to have her; that he didn't deserve such a good woman.
Seems the more she thought about it, the more she agreed with him.
She left him before the end of the month.
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