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What if Titanic sinks today???
- Ms. Aruna S

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Reaction from different countries: 1. U.S.A: 'A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network'. (President Bush..who else?) 2. U.K: 'I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is significant to prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack. Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with'. (Prime minister Blair) 3. Iraq: 'LOOOL!!!' (President Saddam Hussain) 4. Israel: 'These Hamas and other terrorist network is responsible. Enough evidence is there to say that sinking of Titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a crime. We will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps'. (Ariel Sharon..) 5. Canada: 'Titanic who????' (Canadian President) 6. India: 'Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of Terrorists. We are now deploying more soldiers in the border'. (Prime minister Vajpayee) 7. Pakistan: 'Can we get over with the elections first..please?' (President Musharraf) 8. Egypt: I told you the Titanic was gonna sink but no one listened to me.....I told you there were terrorists aboard the Titanic but no one listened (President Mubarak ) 9. UN: 'Shit happens right??' (Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan) 10. Few Survivors: '.uhh.Helllooo.Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo'.

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