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Funny Meanings
- Mr. PRATAP KUMAR REDDY T

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Dear Everyone, Here are Some Wonderful “Funny” Definitions: Hope you like them Pratap Atom Bomb ---- An invention to end all inventions. Boss ---- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Cigarette ---- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Classic ---- A book which people praise, but do not read. Committee ---- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Compromise ---- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Conference ---- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Conference Room ---- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Criminal ---- A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. Dictionary ---- A place where divorce comes before marriage. Diplomat ---- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Divorce ---- Future tense of marriage. Doctor ---- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Etc. ---- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Experience ---- The name men give to their mistakes. Father ---- A banker provided by nature. Lecture ---- An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'. Miser ---- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Office ---- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Opportunist ---- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Optimist ---- A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway 'See I am not injured yet.' Pessimist ---- A person who says that O is the last letter in RO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. Philosopher ---- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Politician ---- One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Smile ---- A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Tears ---- The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power... Yawn ---- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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