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Articles: Humour | Shayari from IT Engg.
- Mrs. Ramanasree Bijimalla
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mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... |
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain... |
Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye... |
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. |
Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... |
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS... |
Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse |
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
|Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound |
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found! |
-Ab aur kaho na tum, 'but' ya 'if'|
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif |
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face |
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space |
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown |
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down |
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga|
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main Karoonga|
Tumhara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya |
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya |
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat |
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat |
Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female, |
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman, Na e-Mail |
Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...|
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga |
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai....... |
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai....... |
Badli hai duniya, kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon |
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon |
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, |
VC aaye to VB mein daal do |
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do |
Project extend ho gayato kya ho jaata hai? |
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai.. |
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya |
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya |
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya |
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai |
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai |
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote |
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