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Articles: Humour | If the Titanic was made in India
- Mr. Vijay Rao Polala
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If the Titanic was made in India
1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a White dress, singing in the rain.
3. By the end of the movie hero would find his long lost mom, dad, sister and brother.
4. It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.
5. The movie would be called \'Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya\'.
[BE OLD, Don\'t be afraid after you\'ve fallen in love]
6. The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.
7. The iceberg was sent by the heroine\'s father to teach a lesson to the hero.
8. None of the people would float for long because of the saris.
9. The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa [Prayer to a hindu God] and ring Ghantees [bells], and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.
10. And could you imagine how many times we would hear \'BACHAOOOOO!!!\' [save meeee!]
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