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Articles: Humour | Interesting Conversation between Dravid & Ganguly
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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On continuing with the discussion over captaincy between dravid and
ganguly , there's a great thing to share :
[Please read this one as the dialogues between Amir khan'ACP RATHOD'
and Mukesh Rishi'Inspector SALIM' from sarfarosh
Its the seen when acp rathod is asking salim to work with him in his
case]
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Now here, Inspector Salim--->Rahul Dravid
AcP Rathod --------------->Ganguly
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Ganguly:To tum mere saath indian team ke liye kaam nahi karoge
Dravid:nahi karunga
G:wajah jaan sakta hu
D:wajah mat puchiye sahab,mere under indian team srilanka me ek series
kya har jaati hai,
team me mere khilaf khusur fusur suru ho jaati hai,
aur aaj,aap newzealand se final haar jaate hi to aapko koi kuch
nahi bolta,
kyo, kyunki aap team ke captain hai, kisi bade baap ki aulad
hai.
aap log ek century marke team me kya aa jate hai, hum logo ke sar
pe hi chadh jate hai
G:Hmmm...captain...bade baap ki aulad...jaana chahte hai kaise bana mai
captain
... 91 KE Australia tour ke liye chuna gaya tha par drop kar diya
gaya
D: jaane dijiye sahab...
G: hamdardi ke liye nahi bata raha par aap suniye..wo dekh rahe hai wo
mere pitaji hai..footballer hai
..wo meri patni hai..dancer hai..puchiye kaise bani wo dancer...
..jin selectero ne mujhe team se nikala ..meri patni ko dancer banne
pe majboor kiya
.. un selectoro ka mai chehra tak nahi dekh paya
.. aaj bhi har selector me mai unhi logo ka chehra dekhta hoo
..har selector ko mai team selection meeting me bhikhari ki tarah
khada dekhna chahta hoo
..aur mai aapko ye sab isliye nahi bata raha kyuki ye mere ghar ka
mamla hai..
..nahi ye mere indian team ka mamla hai..
D: kya meri indian team ka mamla nahi hai..
G: shayad nai hai..isliye aap apne vice captain ki jimmedariyo se dur
ja rahe hai..
..aur mujhe apni team ko khada karne ke liye kisi dravid ki jarurat
nahi hai
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SCENE II
[Ganguly is in search of the selectors along with team mates..meanwhile
Dravid has got hold of that selector..]
G:Dravid..tum yaha kya kar rahe ho??
D:kyo,koi pabandi hai kya,isiko dhundh rahe the naa aap..jaiye aaj
raatki team selection me mil jayega
G:aur tum hamare saath kam nahi karoge
D:Kyo karu, la to diya na aapko CHANDU BORDE,ab aur kya chahiye
G:meri baat suno dravid...maine tumhare andar under 19 khela hai..mujhe
pata hai tum kitne kaabil batsman ho...
D:meri bat suniye sir..fir kisi dravid se mat kehana ki team me vice
cptain ki koi jagah nahi hai...
G:Nahi kahunga...
[dono gale milte hai]
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