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Articles: Humour | HOPE U LIKE THIS!
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before
marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such
beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives!?
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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He Checked his 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs
ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered
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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a
HUSBAND.!
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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
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