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Articles: Humour | Fundoo Comments on Punchlines ..IT Czars
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
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Fundoo Comments on Punchlines ..IT Czars
'COMPETITIVE SALARY' --- TCS
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
'JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY' --- ACCENTURE
We have no time to train you.
'CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE' -- COGNIZANT
we don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.
'MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED' --- SIEMENS
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
'SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED' --- WIPRO
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
'DUTIES WILL VARY' --- IBM
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
'MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL' --- POLARIS
We have no quality control.
'CAREER-MINDED' --- SAPLABS
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). - very true
'APPLY IN PERSON' --- AOL
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
'NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE' --- NOVELL
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
'SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE' --- HCL
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
'PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST' --- INFOSYS
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
'REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS' --- SATYAM
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without
the pay or respect.
Thanx & Regards,
Badri..
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