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Articles: Humour | You are in IT Field.. if..
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
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1) U use phrases like 'No issues' and 'Value addition' in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, 'His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues'
2) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U can’t remember.
3) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4) When a half-day at work means leaving at 7:30 in the evening (and U actually feel guilty about it).
5) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
6) After U switch on your TV, U spend some time looking for a mouse.
7) U send Microsoft Office mails with voting buttons to fix the time for a meeting with friends.
8) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
9) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial '0' to get an outside line.
10) U havent played Solitaire with real cards in years.
11) U tell everyone your favourite book is 'Who Moved my Cheese?' when in reality U couldnt even finish that. Ur real favourite book is the Oracle manual for PL/SQL.
12) U dont go abroad anymore, but go 'on site'. And when U go 'on site' your mama, chacha and l'il cousin Chintu come to see u off.
13) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
14) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
15) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
16) U substitute bad words like MC, BC with ML & PL (Module Leader & Project Leader).
17) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
18) Ur criteria for visiting a restaurant is whether it accepts 'Ticket restaurant' coupons or
'Sodhexo' passes.
19) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
20) U read this list and kept nodding & smiling.
21) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT(Information Technology).
Regards,
Badri..
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