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Articles: Humour | Just Fun
- Mr. Santosh Kumar Pappala
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife : Honey ..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour..??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : 'Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!' Dusra dost : 'Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U Continue to do so.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel....'Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan'
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... ' Where U Go Our Network
Follows.'
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How to identify the city u are in..........
Scenario 1 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
-- You are in Kolkatta....
Scenario 2 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
--- That's Mumbai...
Scenario 3 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
--- That's Delhi......
Scenario 4 >
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along >and quietly opens a chai stall
--- That's Ahmedabad......
Scenario 5 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software programm to stop the fight ..
but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program
--- Thats Bangalore !!!!
Scenario 6 >
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that 'ANNA' doesn't like all this nonsense... Peace comes in.
--- That's Chennai.....
Scenario 7 >
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
--- You are in Chandigarh
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