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Articles: Humour | Life of Salaried Batchelors
- Mr. HARI BABU GUNDAVARAPU
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Some basic facts of life which applies to the Salaried Batchelors :-
Bank Balance:-
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10
Conveyance:-
First Week : Taxi ('I can afford it')
Second Week : Share taxi ('I would like to share. I am
selfless!')
Third Week : Bus ('Public figures should travel by public
transport')
Fourth week : Walk ('Good for health')
Girl friends :-
First Week : divya, sailu, mary ('I born to love')
Second Week : divya, sailu ('I have enough girl friends')
Third Week : sailu ('I am loyal to her')
Fourth week : 'Huh! There is no pure love on earth!'
Mobile Maintenance :-
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ('This is what mobile is
invented for')
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ('I should not create
unnecessary traffic on mobile lines')
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ('Mobile should be used in
urgent situations only')
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ('I am not going to call her
until she calls me')
And last....but not the least...
Freaking out:-
First Week : 'Come, let's go to Pizza Hut and freak out!'
Second Week : 'Man, there is nothing in Hut . Let's go to Burns
Road.'
Third Week : 'The best place to booze on earth is our house
itself. What say?'
Fourth week : 'Heavy Fat’s are injurious to health
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