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Articles: Humour | Chatting -- chatting - Mr. Subrahmanyam D.
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VARIATION 1
x enters the room
x:hi ppl
x:hi sweety from where
sweety_4me: hi x
x: sweety ur asl pl
sweety_4me: hyd
x: what do u do?
sweety_4me: s/w engg
x: ru a male or female?
sweety_4me: male n u?
x: male here also BYE
x: any females in the room?
VARIATION 2.
x enters the room
x:hi ppl
x:hi sweety from where
sweety_4me: hi x
x: sweety ur asl pl
sweety_4me: hyd
x: what do u do?
sweety_4me: s/w engg
x: ru a male or female?
sweety_4me: female n u?
x: male here
sweety_4me: what do u do
x: i am in dubai
sweety_4me: good
x: do u have yahoo id?
sweety_4me: what do u do in dubai?
x: mech engg
sweety_4u: good
x: sweety give me ur yahoo id
sweety_4u: we can chat here
x: it is too noisy here! in yahoo we can have privacy
sweety_4u: give me urs i will add
x: x_4gals@yahoo.com
x: ru in yahoo now
sewwty_4me: no i will add u later
x: ok what else
sweety_4me: nothing much
x: ru married
sweety_4me: yes
x: ok i have to go now see u later BYE
sweety_4me: OK bye
Almost all the chat rooms have similar kind of conversations. It seems these chat rooms provide a platform for affairs. This is a much simplified version of one-to-one chat. U will encounter many kinds of characters in the chat rooms. They can be generally classified as:
1. Dignified kind of characters
2. Funny characters
3. Serious characters
4. Rowdy characters
5. Dumb characters
Lets analyze them one by one
1. Dignified characters: These ppl r generally do limited chating though they r present in the room. They take the charge of the room and try to be the godfather to all nice gals (??)
in the room. Many chatters try to keep in touch with this kind of ppl and maintain a good relationship with them.
2. Funny characters: Because of these ppl the room is always hectic with activity. As soon as they enter the room the start with jokes, songs or by making fun of others.
3. Serious characters: These r ppl who talk of their work asking solutions to their problems at work. Not much fun to talk to them. These try to talk to the gals and take their addresses maild id etc trying to impress them with their knowledge and ability.
4. Rowdy characters: These r the ppl who r basically perverts and come for chat just for the sake of fighting with someone to get relieved. Their language is always abusive and mainly directed to opposite sex. Generally when these ppl come to chat the whole room becomes silent. These ppl also change their ids frequently. Mostly there are the characters who get blocked by many chatters permanently.
5. Dumb characters: As name suggests they r really dumb. They ask silly questions and generally vanish in few days as they can not adjust to the room activity.
SOME WORDS ABOUT IDS
Generally everyone tries to have an id which is catchy. Many a times the ids contain the numbers and underscores etc. A regular chatter tries to maintain a single id so that he/she can be recognised by his/her friends easily. Sometimes males come with feamle ids to catch the attenction of many ppl in the room.
Some more details in next article LOL
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