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Articles: Humour | Software Couples Chating
- Mr. HARI BABU GUNDAVARAPU
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(This was in a form of flash file which i received long long ago, most of our software geeks may have read it.)
The Software Couples Chating..
husband:- ( THINKS :- oooo..today i wannna chill with my darling on the sands of jumeirah beach)
TYPING :- good evening dear,
wife :- have u got the grossery??
husband:- (THINKS :- uff...i m a fool expecting pleasure, how long i can bare this rigid lady, no. today i wanna put an end to the pathetic life with this lady)
TYPING :- bad command or file name.
wife :- but i told u in the morning
husband:- erroneous syntax...abort
wife :- what about my new TV.
husband:- variable not found....
wife :- at last give me your credit card, i want to do some
shopping
husband:- sharing violation...access denied
wife :- do u love me or do u only love computers or u
just being funny
husband:- too many parameters
wife :- it was my great mistake that i married an idiot
like u
husband:- data type mismatch..
wife :- you are an useless nut
husband:- by default..
wife :- what about your salary??
husband:- file in use..try after some time..
wife :- who was in the car this morning?
husband:- system is unstable..press ctrl+alt+del to reboot..
wife :- what is the relation between u and u r
receptionist??
husband:- only user in my WRITE group
wife :- what is my value in the family?
husband:- unknown virus..
wife :- i will leave u forever..
husband:- close all programs & logout for another user..
wife :- it is worthless talking to you..
husband:- shut down..
wife :- i m now going..
husband:- it's now safe to turnoff your computer...
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