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Articles: Humour | Lawyer jokes
- Mr. Srinivas N Chowdary
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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, 'Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?' The lawyer replied, 'Of course, how much was the roast?' '$7.98.'
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.
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A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, 'How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?'
'Just send a bill for such advice' replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.
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