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Articles: Humour | JOKES.. JOKES...
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
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Hi!
Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar
but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS
jis tarah heere ko heera katata hai...
sone ko sona kaata hai....
lohe ko loha kaata hai....
theek usi tarah dekh lena ek din tumhe kutta katega....
Duniya mai! Bewafaon ki koi kami nahi
SURAJ ko hi dekho
wo Aata hai USHA ke sath
aur Jata hai SANDHYA ke sath,
Sota hai NISHA ke sath aur
Uthta hai KIRAN ke sath
The wife stands in front of a mirror.'you know, dear,' she says, 'I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms'
She turns to her husband & says, 'Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself.'
He thinks & then says in a soft voice,' your eye sight is perfect'
Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.
Maine puchha chand se 'dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin',
chand ne kaha
'saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya'.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master: Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer: I bet you, it won't.
Post Master: Why not?
Customer: It's addressed to Mumbai.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
thanx & regards,
Badri..
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