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Articles: Humour | Have A Good Laugh
- Mrs. manjari
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These are the jokes I came across through my friends. I would like to share with you all.
1.PLEA..
After a trial had been going on for three days,Finley, the man accused of committing the crimes,stood up and approached the judge's bench. 'Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent'to 'guilty' of the charges.'
The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. 'If you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time and inconvenience?' he demanded.
Finley looked up wide-eyed and stated, 'Well, when the trial started I thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the evidence against me.'
2. NEARSIGHTED
A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs.Jones had sent to him by an usher.
The note read: Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.
Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing: Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.
3. MARVIN
Marvin the Complainer and his wife happened to pass away on the same day and as they await their interview with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, they're approached by an angel.
'Hello,' says the angel. 'I'm your host, and welcome to Heaven. In a few moments you'll be entering through our famous Pearly Gates for the most fantastic adventure you've ever experienced. You'll have a chauffeur driven limousine service anywhere in the universe, plus deluxe accommodations at our luxury hotel with all the amenities -- pool, Jacuzzi, indoor tennis courts, and more. Then after your day of relaxation, dine at any of our 5-star restaurants savoring the finest of any cuisine known to man.'
At this point, Marvin gives his wife a shove in the ribs with his elbow. 'If it wasn't for you and that stupid oat bran, we'd have been here ten years ago!'
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