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Articles: Humour | FUNNY... FUNNY SMS...
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
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ShortMessageService...
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
Keep your college clean ... stay home!!!
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO.
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE
Some times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care
Attention plz. This is All Pakistan Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.!
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental ....10% senti and 90% mental
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girl friend.
who is friend? F-First R-Relative I-In E-Every N-New D-Difficulty!!!
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY(now read it again)
what will a computer thinks when ur in front of it??
Intell inside MENTAL out side!
What will a refrigerator thinks when ur in front of it??
Cool inside FOOL out side!! ha ha ha ;-)
When ever u feel lonley ,find there s no one for you & feel lyk ur fed up of this life
sms me...... i'll come & hold your hands
take you on a bridge.. and show you
WHERE TO JUMP!!!
KA KA KA GA AGA GA GA KEEW KEEW
KEEEEW KA KA GEEW KA KA KA KEEEE
KEEEEE KEEEEEW KEEEW GKEEEW
congratulations !!!
u hav successfully learnt monkeys language
pls come & collect ur banana
Luv,
Badri..
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