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Articles: Humour | Jokes
- queenie p
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Understanding Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?' She asked.
'Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh. Killing any?' She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.'
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A kind word
A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, 'Meat loaf and a kind word.'
When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man said, 'Where's the good word?'
The waiter put down the meat loaf and sighed, bent down, and whispered, 'Don't eat the meat loaf.'
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