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Articles: Humour | hiring methods...
- Mrs. chamanthi u
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1. Infy method: hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat ..he will die eventually of frustration...
2. TCS method: hire a lion, give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary, lion dies of hunger and frustration
3. IBM's method: hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ... he dies of unemployment...
4.I-Flex method: hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes alive he will get band movement (promotion), holy cow dies in fear of the real lion
5.COSL Method: hire a lion ..tell him to merge with Goats (Polaris) and reduce his allowance...lion dies from fear that tomorrow he might become a goat....
6. Polaris Method : hire ..sorry....purchase a lion (COSL) ...change his timings...(instead of 9 AM...change it to 8:30 AM) cut down his allowance (coupons etc) lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....
7.Satyam method: hire a lion, give him net access..no work..and deport him to Chennai centre...no water..no electricity..no Hindi speaking ppl...lion dies in oblivion......
8. Wipro method: hire a lion...give him lots of work...transfer him to Wipro Lights division..lion dies due to Lightness...
9.HP Method: hire a elephant(mota)... treat him like a lion... Acquire many goats (from DGS, etc) around him, slowly upgrade the goats to the elephant standard, and finally the elephant runs away...!
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chamanthi.
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