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Articles: Humour | Kids cute answers
- Mrs. Vani Sivani
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Dear All,
This is a forwaded mail. I am sharing it with u all.
Sivani
*KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, 'I am.'
ELLEN: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: 'Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
JOHNNY: 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time.'
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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