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Articles: Humour | Sardarji Encyclopaedia -2
- Mr. Basavaiah Potla
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They
were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, 'Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?' That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, 'No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed.'
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied, 'OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????'
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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
'I would like to buy this small TV,' he told the salesman.
'Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs,' he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman 'I would like to buy this TV.'
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' Salesman replied.
'Damn, he recognized me,' he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
'I would like to buy this TV.'
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed 'How do you know I'm a Sardar?'
'Because that's a microwave,' he replied.
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
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TO LOSE WEIGHT..
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. 'What's the problem?'asked the doctor.'I'm 2400 kms from home.'
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