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Articles: Humour | Lalu Prasad and Bill Gates
- Miss b.sireesha sireesha
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Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
Lalu : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates : At home have u installed Windows?
Lalu : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.
Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Lalu : OPERATION ? Yes I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates (Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Lalu : Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates : By the year 2000 India should export computer chips.
Lalu : We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates (Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Lalu : My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates (Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Lalu : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Lalu : I have exhuasted all my leave.
Gates : I have no energy left let us go out and have a bite.
Lalu : BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates : (System Crashes and Found Missing). 'Windows is restarting.Please wait.............'
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