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Articles: Humour | Sardarji Encyclopaedia- 3
- Mr. Basavaiah Potla
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TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: 'Can I take this train to Ludhiana?'
'No,' answers the Railway man.
'Can I?' asks Gani Singh.
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A sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him 'kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinima hi to hai'
Sardarji replies 'Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata '
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks 'kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?'
Sardarji replies 'Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na
marjaun'
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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife
' What's the matter?' Replied he 'The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else'
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Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, 'Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?'
The sardarji replied 'I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I
wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.'
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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
'Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.'
'How come you write 'Chinese' when both parents are Sikh?'
' Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.'
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