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Articles: Humour | Jappier's Spoken English
- Miss Jishi Jishitha
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In Tamil Nadu, well Known Person, Mr Jeppier, Chairman of Self
finance Engg Colleges Association, who is always speaking in
English......Sathyabama College Students have Collected & published the Book Jappier's Spoken English... Njoy ...........with
his..............English..............
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Mr.
Jeppiar.
The stalwart talks to his students:
# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs
please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to
see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - 'Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre'
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