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FUNNY Shayari....Njoy!!!!
- Mr. Siri Siri

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Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai ? WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH UR AAGE BADHI AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi. Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita; Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita; Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita. Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai, Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai. Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye, Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye. Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai ye Ladkiya kya cheez hai samaz me nahi ata hai, kabhi freez me bhi doodth ubal jata hai, rakho lambe time thak to teek, varna thode time me tho phat jata hai. Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan *wah*wah*wah*wah tum har raat mere khwaabon mein aise mataao, tum har raat mujhe yuunh na sataao, Melody khaao khud jaan jao........ jee chaahataa hei kee tere naazuk honthonko choom lu jee chaahataa hei kee tere naazuk honthonko choom lu magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraadaa badaldiyaa.... door se dekhaa to patthhar dikhtaa thaa..... dooor se dekhaa.. to patthharr dikhtaathaa...... paas jake dekhaa to... suchmooch patthharhi thaa...... mat pee sharaab Ghalib masjid mein baithkar ek hi botal hai, kahin khudaa na maangle aasmaan mein ood rahaa hai kabootar aasmaan mein ood rahaa hai kabootar flutter flutter, flutter flutter tumne mujhe itni berahemi se pitaa tumne mujhe itni berahemi se pitaa sin theta upon cos theta = tan theta tuney pyaar mein chori kiya mera man tuney pyaar mein chori kiya mera man sin^2 theta +cos^2 theta =1 Pani pitaa hain pipe se Apple khataan hain knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataan hain wife se Jabhi dekhti nazre jhuka late wo Khuda ka shukr hai hame pehchan to lati woh! Yeh zulphen hai teri, ya resham ka jaal, Khushnaseeb hai woh choohae, Jo kha gaye tere baal. ANGDAYEE WOH LETI HAI DUM MERA NIKAL JATA HAI...... WAH!WAH!WAH!WAH! ANGDAYEE WOH LETI HAI DUM MERA NIKAL JATA HAI.......... WAH!WAH!WAH!WAH! ARE ZAALIM DEODRENT LAGAANE ME TERA KYA JAATA HAI? kaash ki tere chehere par chicken pox ke gande daag hote tu chand to hai saath sitaren bhi hote Hum to teri yaad mein phool bichhaya bhathay thay Tum hi thay jo kanton par chaal diya Kantay chubhay tumko, Pooch meray dil se kitnay zakhm milay mujhko. Zindagi nay mujhhay deeya hi kya hai, Jo may tumko lautadoon Kuch gum aur tanhayee kay siva mera paas hai hi kya, Bataan may tumko kya doon Yeh gum bhi mera apne hai, Yeh tanhayee bhi meri apni hi baki to sapney hai, Jo naa huhay kabhi apnay hai. Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon Anarkali teri zulfein hain raat ka andhera, Anarkali teri zulfein hain raat ka andhera, Ho ja tu ganji karde sawera. Maine tujhse pyar kiya heera samajh ke, tere baap ne mujhe khaaya kheera samajh ke! Khud ko kar buland itna.... Ke Himalay ki choti par ja pahunche.... Aur Khuda tumse puchche.... Abey Gadhey... Ab utarega kaise? Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do Yeh tera chehra hai yaa keleka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga. Chappal chhoti ho to Panw me nahi aati Biwi moti ho to Bahon me nahi aati ******************* A kalam rukja Izzat ka mukam hai Tere nuk pe mere Mehbub ka naam hai ****************** O shayeri sunne walo jara Gor se suno Age ka nahi aata Kisi aur se suno ******************* Tairna hai to samunder me aake tairo Kinaron me kya rakha hai Agar pyar karana hai to bahome aake karo Isharon me kya rakha hai Zindgi mein to tumhari aa na sake, ab khwaabon mein chale aate hain Tum laakh nazrein pher lo sanam, hum phir bhi chale aate hain Kahne ko to tum bhul chuki thi, phir bhi anjaane mein pukarti ho Tum kabhi bhuli nahin thi, sirf jaankar anjaane mein pukarti ho Mann to mann hai, mann ko kya kahena hum aayenge sapno mein, sapno ko kya kahena Maine tujhe dekha, handle badal badal kar Tere baap ne mujhe peeta, sandle badal badal kar Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya. Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ?? Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge Aaj phir aaye hitchkiyaan Dil-E-Nasaad mujhe Shayad us sokh ne bhul e se yaad kiya mujhe Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye Teri zulf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar mudaa deeya to sawera ho jayega Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra. Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hain... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hain Birdy, birdy in the sky Why you poo poo in my eye I didn't sigh, i didn't cry Thank God, Cow's don't fly ! Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai. Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno Mujhe shair nahi aata kisi aur se suno Dil diya to, Jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena... Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho, Sachmuch inme dam nahi, Hamse bhi kuch puchlo, Ham bhi kisise kam nahi... YEH MERA DIL HAI, TITANIC SHIP NAHI, EK KE LIYA JAGAH HI, HAZAROOH KE LIYA NAHI, ISHQ MAT KAR GHALIB, ISQH HAI VO AAGH, DIL KYA CHEEZ HAI, VOH LOHE KO BHI KARDE RAKH. HASINO SE DIL NA GHALIB, BOHAT PACHTAYEGA TU, APNE BHI BICHAAD JAYENGA, AUR AKHELA REH JAYEGA TU. UNSE MILA TOH MEIN ASHIQ BAN GAYA, UNSE BICHADA TO SHAYAR BAN GAYA. TUJSE VAFAH KARNE APNO KO BHI TUKRAYEE, APNI TO DOOR HO GAYA, AUR TU BHI HATH NA AYEE Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho

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