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Articles: Humour | Sholay infotech
- Miss Jishi Jishitha
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: 'Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya'.
Thakur [with anger]: 'Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.'
Kaalia: 'Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?'
Thakur: 'Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.'
Kaalia looks up and sees Veeru(Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay(Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: 'Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.'
Veeru shouts: 'Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain.'
Jay hits his keyboard,then says:'jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya.'
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: 'Kitne bugs the?'
Kaalia: 'Do sarkaar.'
Gabbar: 'Wo do! Aur tum theen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi.'
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. 'Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?'
Sambaa: 'Chhey sarkaar.'
Gabbar: 'Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.' [logout - logout - logout].
'Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga' Kaalia?'
Kaalia: 'Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.'
Gabbar: 'To ab documentation kar!
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