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Articles: Humour | Sardarji Series
- Miss Jishi Jishitha
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How to recognize a sardar?
You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:...............
> Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
> Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
> Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
> Tries to drown a fish in water.
> Thinks socialism means partying.
> Trips over a cordless phone.
> Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
> Studies for a blood test and fails.
> sells the car for gas money.
> Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
> Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, 'Airport left',he turns around and goes home.
> He is the one in the submarine with a parachute on his back.
Santa learns English
Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in the Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates.
One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you outstanding! Please income'
Salary expected..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He
promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column 'Salary Expected' : He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
A sardarji habit:
What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
Another Sardarji habit:
What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
Hidden Camera..
Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'
Santa: 'Hidden cameras!'
Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?'
Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World channel'. How does he know that?'
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