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Articles: Humour | Western Jokes
- sreeparimala sowgandhi
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Brain Surgery:
There was a guy who neede brain surgery. The doctor told him that there was a man's brain for 500,000 dollars and a woman's brain for 200,000 dollars.
The guy went home and discussed it with his wife on what they should do. When he told her the prices for the brains, she became a little offended.
She went in to the doctor and asked him why the woman's brain costs less and the doctor simply replied, 'Because it's been used more.'
Can a Woman Keep a Secret?
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'
'I don't know about that,' huffily answered a woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'
'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.
'I hardly think so!' responded the lady. 'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.'
Husband Drinking:
A woman was sick of her husband's drinking, and decided to teach him a lesson. She dressed up like Satan, and when her husband returned home from another bender, she jumped out from behind the couch and screamed.
'You don't scare me,' the man said, looking her over calmly. 'I married your sister.'
Dog & Husband:
The following was a bumper sticker I saw:
'HUSBAND AND DOG MISSING...
REWARD FOR DOG'
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