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Articles: Humour | Hiiii U and Me
- Mr. Siri Siri
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1)
The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la.......puncture !!
2)
Friends r like mirrors, they r our reflection.
You r damn lucky I look good !!!!
3)
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.
4)
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams, And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
5)
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****
6)
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
7)
U r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice, and u r 100% stupid to believe these words
8)
Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.
9)
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, 'damn I am really sooo cute' u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
10)
What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???
He wonders who is the father of the second child.
11)
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds.....
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LOADING.....
ERROR: no brain detected.
12)
WIFE : ' I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day.'
HUSBAND : ' I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.'
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God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST coz he knows I am ....well one of the BEST.
AHEM !! don't argue with God now
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